A lemon

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

A lemon a day keeps the diseases away.

But there is a chance that the doctor may come to check that what has happened to his patients. Since, out of all the humans in this world, with the possible exception of your enemies, it is they who never want you to become healthy because they know the morals of capitalism very well. Yes, I am the lemon and I know many things that you might never understand.

I range from a thumb-sized deformed sphere to the average size of Orange. Talking of the hues and shades and tints of mine, I belong to the warm area of the color wheel if not the warmest areas of it. If I say I am yellowish green to greenish yellow sometimes, I won't be called wrong.

If that day the Britisher didn't have malaria or if he would have drunk that bitter syrup, I wouldn't have been so much popular today. Today, I have my own name in the industry of the flavors. I have achieved great things in this world.

Some misconceptions

There are many misconceptions about me, Firstly, I am sour. No, that is not true and it is not true at all. Some of my varieties are bitter and some of them are sweet as well. If you want to confirm come to my birthplace, Assam. I was born in Assam and taken to the northern Burma and China.
Secondly, I don't cause blisters in the mouth. Never, shall I do that? I have acid that is for sure but that is so very mild that it is even less harmful than the chocolates you eat. If one can't stop eating the chocolates which are spoiling your teeth, What can I do?

No need to say, I am the lemon!!!

The name

Or etymology as many would like to call it. The word may have originated from the word called 'limun' which is an Arabic word but I shall say that I originated from the Sanskrit word called the Nimbus. Who cares about the name, you can call me anything as long as you are comfortable with it.

Some Uses

Hmm, I am quite useful to the mankind except the fact that I am Hybrid, so there is some miracle happening with me.

1. Bleaching: I have mild bleaching agents and one can always use me to retain or get back the shine of their teeth. Yes, that looks predominantly strong because it is pearly white. So, why waste money. One can always make things a lot smoother.
2. Add me to limit oil consumption: If you add me in the oil which you use to fry stuff, then thy shall be realizing that consumption of oil by the item you are trying to fry will be apparently less than normal.
3. Lemon as a flavor: If you wish to utilize the fragrance of mine, use me as a preservative or use me as an anti-odour force for your room. I can refreshen up anything from your room to your mind. Do you know they use me as the most suitable fragrance for manufacturing the Dishwashing agents of all the time and you know the reason why?

Lastly, just because I am sour, don't throw me away, you can always make a drink out of me to refresh your mind any day.