Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...
Hmm, I run for hours even in the hottest days of the year. I sweat in peace and rest in war but still manage to be a slave of the humans. Since the beginning of the civilization I had always wanted to be a slave and I am quite proud of being the most faithful servant of the humanity. I can keep your woman protected, I can make the child sleep comfortably in his bed. Even your child doesn't like wake up, call me in time and I shall make him wake up. You can train me to offer most of the kinds of help required. I don't fear anyone and would die off to protect you. I have fought with snakes, vultures, panthers and tigers as well. The whole cat family has become my enemy but I don't care. I am not the wolf you are looking for. Oh, Master, I am thy slave! And I can do whatever you want me to do.
All these years you have chosen mates for me and have decided on how I should be for you. You have made me small, large extra large. Different sizes and different attributes for different purposes and I am not alone.
I love it when you hung in those collars, and sometimes you carry beautiful messages for them. They are a number of shows and even number of opportunities for me to showcase my talents. I am fit for all jobs like sheepherding, Playing with your hubby, licking you, giving beauty massages, fighting depression. Yes, you have heard it right. It is wonderful when you see it going down there. Scientists have proved that pets can cure depression better than the pills you take.
Maybe sad to hear that I don't live long enough but still can make a huge difference to your lives in those few years I can survive. But some of my breeds thanks to smart farmers and better medical conditions, I am able to delay the death by a factor of 3, or in other words, I can survive for 25-35 years, much longer than many of the humans dwelling out there.
The best part is that I don't charge on a per hour basis if the things aren't going on well or me. I am your slave because I love you, You can beat me up and I shall never kill you, I shall learn to train hard and do the things carefully.
Anyways thanks to the humans for supporting us and treating us well, it is the dog on materialism. Good bye!!!
Hmm, I run for hours even in the hottest days of the year. I sweat in peace and rest in war but still manage to be a slave of the humans. Since the beginning of the civilization I had always wanted to be a slave and I am quite proud of being the most faithful servant of the humanity. I can keep your woman protected, I can make the child sleep comfortably in his bed. Even your child doesn't like wake up, call me in time and I shall make him wake up. You can train me to offer most of the kinds of help required. I don't fear anyone and would die off to protect you. I have fought with snakes, vultures, panthers and tigers as well. The whole cat family has become my enemy but I don't care. I am not the wolf you are looking for. Oh, Master, I am thy slave! And I can do whatever you want me to do.
All these years you have chosen mates for me and have decided on how I should be for you. You have made me small, large extra large. Different sizes and different attributes for different purposes and I am not alone.
I love it when you hung in those collars, and sometimes you carry beautiful messages for them. They are a number of shows and even number of opportunities for me to showcase my talents. I am fit for all jobs like sheepherding, Playing with your hubby, licking you, giving beauty massages, fighting depression. Yes, you have heard it right. It is wonderful when you see it going down there. Scientists have proved that pets can cure depression better than the pills you take.
Maybe sad to hear that I don't live long enough but still can make a huge difference to your lives in those few years I can survive. But some of my breeds thanks to smart farmers and better medical conditions, I am able to delay the death by a factor of 3, or in other words, I can survive for 25-35 years, much longer than many of the humans dwelling out there.
The best part is that I don't charge on a per hour basis if the things aren't going on well or me. I am your slave because I love you, You can beat me up and I shall never kill you, I shall learn to train hard and do the things carefully.
Hugging
I have to say this is the most painful part of being the slave. Hugging is a very undesirable thing these primates do, who hugs, such a disgusting and unhygienic practice amongst these humans. You are hugging each other but please don't hug us, we beg it to you. We have tolerated that for all these years thinking that you are our master and that's absolutely fine to do so. But in our culture, we don't hug each other. It is so irritating that even the go and bring the ball is fine in front of it.Anyways thanks to the humans for supporting us and treating us well, it is the dog on materialism. Good bye!!!
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