Shaving since ages

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

Yes, Just this corporate world told everyone that you are not enough. Thy is born incomplete. Thy needs to know more and more about the world you live in. Slowly, slowly your job prospects started depending on how well you love me and how well you can show that you had a beard and not have one. The whole world got insecure about what was happening, where bearded men were considered bad and were related to the terrorists and I became one of the most sellable products in the world. I became so much saleable that there came in more and more companies and more and more R&D was done. I was once used by King Gillette and now he sells his name. We together have become quite famous for obvious reasons. Maybe the men wanted to look more and more feminine or it was like the job scenario. But, one thing is very sure everything these people do is just a propaganda that the so-called powerful people want them to do. After all if one thinks himself to be a master, the other one acts himself as the slave until he is able to overthrow and get into power. And the cycle continues.

The situation became worse

The situation became worse when they came to know that the people with beards were considered to be unsafe and girls were the biggest believer of these. The men went mad, my sales went so high that I became an object of daily use. They started comparing me with the toothbrush and paste. I became a favorite pass time and also a topic to quarrel amongst the couples. At least the perfects have some reason to quarrel. The men who didn't love me weren't loved by the girls. I became a prerequisite for marriage.

My modern avatar

After my creams dominated the world market, the Razors were modified to three blades with different stroke value. Then came in the foam which either comes out as nothing when pressed or comes out a lot when pressed, the thing was to make the people feel how worthless they are. The trimmers and electronic devices made the things worth noticeable.

The critics

It was never too late when the beard haters were repelled by the woodcutters of Amerika, thanks to America again for making the world a great place once again. They were accompanied by the researchers who came up with the fact that the beards helped the person slow down his aging process and can help refreshing the mind at times when you tend to stroke the beard at random times when they are alive. The can protect one from skin cancer and be considered to be a healthier option. Hmm, too much wisdom isn't it, the Hollywood tried to support the cause but due to lack of financial support and more money by the Gilette and the so-called inventions made the thing just a little slow process to follow.

Well you use me or not that's your personal choice but don't use me just because the society tells you to do so. Use me only if you want it to do so or are interested in doing it. Thanks, that was shaving and its team on materialism. Bye and have a great day ahead.

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Call of the hour

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

It is quite possible that the if the world has been created then it has to be destroyed one day. But is the world created like any day? People must try to understand that I am just a propaganda that the people are using to protect the interest of a few greedy nations. It is the people that remind us of that we shouldn't be one who must be at the top. It is the top bracket. The creamy layer shall always be there dipped inside the cream and will want to get into that and there is this human tendency to make classes among themselves. When all enemies got eliminated, they became their own enemies. The situation is more like people are equally afraid of arms as they are in the case of the wild boars. Seeing the developing countries rise to power, some if these developed nations tried to make me and I was circulated as the burning issue of all time. Textbooks were printed, letters were written, summits were called, e-mails were written, reports were written and even the small kids have infused the injection since birth. So, these kids have forgotten to consume energy efficiently. They are more into conserving things in order for the developed countries to prosper. I guess they want to come again to rule the nations, so they must conserve the resources for them.
There is a considerable difference between using things efficiently and wasting things. First to use things deficiently, one needs to learn to use the things but the kids in the developing world are more into conserving things first, and they are the ones sometimes ending up not using the resources. So, wasting is out of the context. The one who is in the need of learning more about me is the developed nations who know hoe to under-utilize things. Still, if you don't believe me, look at the carbon footprint of the developed and developing nations. Both the categories are either over and underutilizing their resources.
I know some of the earlier generations are like, no it is true and we believe in it. Let me make it clear, I am a natural phenomenon like the change in season, the water cycle, and others biogeochemical cycles in the world. Tell me, were humans responsible for the three ice ages that have departed. There have been fossils of herbs found on the north pole. Were humans responsible for the ice age melts? No humans weren't responsible at all.
Call of the hour is the eradication of poverty and logical distribution of resources. It demands lesser energy consumption and use of high energy efficient machines and equipments and even lesser waste generation from the side of the developed nations because they can afford to buy such equipment but the developing countries must increase their energy consumption to increase their efficiency levels and as they can't afford high-quality devices, they must follow the rules of business more. So, the need of the hour is the call for energy efficiency.

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Celebration time

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

Hmm, almost every people wait for me and they seem to say that it is awesome because they feel that it is the time they must be enjoying and they don't need any reason for that. I am the most auspicious day in the lifetime of a day. It feels like the celebrity of the calendar community. Each and every calendar has me decorated in a fashion that everyone can see and can't ignore like they do on the other days. People may forget the days when they were born but they shall never be forgetting me.

I am what rainbow is to the sky. The sun does all the work and enjoy I the praise of the people and stay close since I come occasionally. These humans have dedicated the word 'occasion' to me. My rarity and destiny shall be the one which shall be appreciated by the humans a lot. Especially with the Saka era calendar where the things don't go as per my choice. The more unsystematic I am, the lazier I am, the more vice I am and the shyer I am, the more love I shall receive. I don't know what's happening. The only thing that strikes me is that the humans are mad and they are the most unpredictable organisms alive.

Every day begins with the same drama and story, the sun will start and the clouds will clear the way. Seeing the sun, as usual, they start shouting. Who are they? They are the ones who need to know that the humans are still sleeping and their activity will disturb them because they are no longer the same. Now, there is more of a system and more of a routine in their lives. They no longer need you, Mr. Rooster, they only need me. If you don't believe me, just go and see. Where have they gone? They are sleeping at night in the corner of the house and enjoying themselves since they want to leave the world of fascination and want to live in the hour of darkness for a few more seconds.

And Mr. Sun stop coming on time, please, I am on duty at that time, people are dreaming and let them celebrate at least in their sleep. You come up and they have to face the reality again. You are the main reason I have to come here to help you. Please try to understand. You can get a little late then you do it naturally. Or otherwise, I have to bribe the clouds to stop you from coming inside. You are nowhere the source of light, they can live with you occasionally. Don't be regular, so that I can regularly be serving the planet.

I love the wine, the drinks, the neon lights, the smiles all round. The people everywhere love to look the best as possible. So party regularly and enjoy because you only live once. Thanks, that was celebration time on materialism.

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I am a slave

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

Hmm, I run for hours even in the hottest days of the year. I sweat in peace and rest in war but still manage to be a slave of the humans. Since the beginning of the civilization I had always wanted to be a slave and I am quite proud of being the most faithful servant of the humanity. I can keep your woman protected, I can make the child sleep comfortably in his bed. Even your child doesn't like wake up, call me in time and I shall make him wake up. You can train me to offer most of the kinds of help required. I don't fear anyone and would die off to protect you. I have fought with snakes, vultures, panthers and tigers as well. The whole cat family has become my enemy but I don't care. I am not the wolf you are looking for. Oh, Master, I am thy slave! And I can do whatever you want me to do.

All these years you have chosen mates for me and have decided on how I should be for you. You have made me small, large extra large. Different sizes and different attributes for different purposes and I am not alone.

I love it when you hung in those collars, and sometimes you carry beautiful messages for them. They are a number of shows and even number of opportunities for me to showcase my talents. I am fit for all jobs like sheepherding, Playing with your hubby, licking you, giving beauty massages, fighting depression. Yes, you have heard it right. It is wonderful when you see it going down there. Scientists have proved that pets can cure depression better than the pills you take.
Maybe sad to hear that I don't live long enough but still can make a huge difference to your lives in those few years I can survive. But some of my breeds thanks to smart farmers and better medical conditions, I am able to delay the death by a factor of 3, or in other words, I can survive for 25-35 years, much longer than many of the humans dwelling out there.

The best part is that I don't charge on a per hour basis if the things aren't going on well or me. I am your slave because I love you, You can beat me up and I shall never kill you, I shall learn to train hard and do the things carefully.

Hugging

I have to say this is the most painful part of being the slave. Hugging is a very undesirable thing these primates do, who hugs, such a disgusting and unhygienic practice amongst these humans. You are hugging each other but please don't hug us, we beg it to you. We have tolerated that for all these years thinking that you are our master and that's absolutely fine to do so. But in our culture, we don't hug each other. It is so irritating that even the go and bring the ball is fine in front of it.

Anyways thanks to the humans for supporting us and treating us well, it is the dog on materialism. Good bye!!!

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Life Of a poem

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

Hmm, Let me say that I am the course of all life on earth. Everything in this world has a rhythm on this earth. Even the most unrhythmic pattern has a rhythm in it. I am the rhythm of life. you can create or destroy me and I am the force of life. I am the harsh reality that none wants to read anymore. I am the one who cares about none. Look, today's situation the poets are the poorest animals in the world. They were already rare species and now modernity has destroyed them like anything. Some of them have got money and thereby are less vulnerable. But the rest are going to extinct. Such is the condition of my children that the people are troubled by the fact. My children are to be loved and not married. Just love them and forget them like anything. But someone is there to help my children and although they do it for their own promotion but they are good at it.

I am like a river, I flow down from the mountains and then get back to the valleys, sweeping through the dirt, salts, and sediments. Never on this earth, I was forgotten. Every time someone wants to write me, he writes me permanently and it can't be destroyed. It is the word of nature and time can't destroy it. But,  nature's way of communicating with the people is misunderstood and the way it is done is pretty bad. The poets can communicate with nature and interview him whenever it wants to do it whereas the scientist studies the nature without communicating with it. But the cruel reality says it all, it believes the scientist and disregards my child. What is his mistake, nature made him his translator. Nature's message is too hard to understand that even when it is decoded by the poets, it needs to be decoded again and again by the normal people.

I can make anyone's mind, I can make anyone jealous. I have been doing my work as usual, but the people don't come here anymore. It is like the neverending has ended trending. The poem readers are even rarer than the persons who write me.

Counting the stars isn't what I am telling. It has a deeper meaning to it. Most of the fascinations mean something to me and something to you. It is not very illogical that the people have the capacity to animate their fascinations to reality and then go back to fantasy. Fantasies are the greatest scientist. Fantasies have guided people before science. However, Fantasies is the other name for the poem and I am the best synonym for creativity. With me, the poor shall feel the warmth in the shivering cold. With me, you can get the greens in a desert and water in Sahara. But for that, you really have to make it.
Nature gave the reality the key to playing with humans in the active state. But that's not bad at all, I shall be playing and continue to play since dreams is my reality.

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The resistance

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

The resistance

The resistance is something that one might less likely to now about himself. All these years I have been the most overused equipment in the gym after the Mirror because he is the one who is overused although he is not the one that should be used at all. People think looking at the mirror grows the muscles and not the weights. However, they all know that I am the most important component of the gym but they are not interested in me cause I show resistance. Every component of mine is a resistance and is a bigger rebel than other.
I am rigid and I am troublesome as well. I can give you the pain that you haven't received till now. I know the people must be wondering that he is not the one who is building us. But you got to love the pain and then come here. Otherwise, just stare at the mirror and go back home because that is what you are made up. I have different shapes and sizes based on the material you people prefer to make me. In the beginning, it was concrete, then came in metal which was followed by the vinyl and now some rubber instruments. In the beginning, it was a lot troublesome and one had to take the risk that if the weight falls on himself then he shall be the one facing the destruction. If by chance the weight falls on his feet, maybe he will never be able to make the humungous platform again.
Well, I am the only reason you could prove your race to be equally strong. Otherwise, people have their own versions in their minds to trouble people with their stereotypes. Like, the Asians are regarded to have been the ones who are the least strong members in the line, followed by the Europeans and then the strongest ones are the people from the Afro-Americans. You must be pretty surprised that Afro-Americans are the strongest. This is because they are strong and they are backed by the Americans. They have the genes and they have the nutrition of the Indians. On the top of that, they have the Intellectuality of the Asians and I personally support them because they love pain the most.

The other band

Apart from the physical weights, for the beginners and for toning muscles they use this called the R-Bands. This is my part that is heavily neglected in the bodybuilding industry. I make the best bands. R-bands are the best. They can make the world a lot easier and quicker. Yes, don't believe it go and try it today itself. Many people who can lift weights can't stretch me more than a minute. Yes, great bodybuilders have felt the pain and haven't been able to stretch archery bows of 40' category of the draw weights.

Before I came

Before the advent of mine, it was the showman and the world strongman competitions that used me to become popular, but today it is an everyday affair. Even common man of the middle class use me to make their day popular.

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A lemon

Like begets like, money begets honey, life begets ...

A lemon a day keeps the diseases away.

But there is a chance that the doctor may come to check that what has happened to his patients. Since, out of all the humans in this world, with the possible exception of your enemies, it is they who never want you to become healthy because they know the morals of capitalism very well. Yes, I am the lemon and I know many things that you might never understand.

I range from a thumb-sized deformed sphere to the average size of Orange. Talking of the hues and shades and tints of mine, I belong to the warm area of the color wheel if not the warmest areas of it. If I say I am yellowish green to greenish yellow sometimes, I won't be called wrong.

If that day the Britisher didn't have malaria or if he would have drunk that bitter syrup, I wouldn't have been so much popular today. Today, I have my own name in the industry of the flavors. I have achieved great things in this world.

Some misconceptions

There are many misconceptions about me, Firstly, I am sour. No, that is not true and it is not true at all. Some of my varieties are bitter and some of them are sweet as well. If you want to confirm come to my birthplace, Assam. I was born in Assam and taken to the northern Burma and China.
Secondly, I don't cause blisters in the mouth. Never, shall I do that? I have acid that is for sure but that is so very mild that it is even less harmful than the chocolates you eat. If one can't stop eating the chocolates which are spoiling your teeth, What can I do?

No need to say, I am the lemon!!!

The name

Or etymology as many would like to call it. The word may have originated from the word called 'limun' which is an Arabic word but I shall say that I originated from the Sanskrit word called the Nimbus. Who cares about the name, you can call me anything as long as you are comfortable with it.

Some Uses

Hmm, I am quite useful to the mankind except the fact that I am Hybrid, so there is some miracle happening with me.

1. Bleaching: I have mild bleaching agents and one can always use me to retain or get back the shine of their teeth. Yes, that looks predominantly strong because it is pearly white. So, why waste money. One can always make things a lot smoother.
2. Add me to limit oil consumption: If you add me in the oil which you use to fry stuff, then thy shall be realizing that consumption of oil by the item you are trying to fry will be apparently less than normal.
3. Lemon as a flavor: If you wish to utilize the fragrance of mine, use me as a preservative or use me as an anti-odour force for your room. I can refreshen up anything from your room to your mind. Do you know they use me as the most suitable fragrance for manufacturing the Dishwashing agents of all the time and you know the reason why?

Lastly, just because I am sour, don't throw me away, you can always make a drink out of me to refresh your mind any day.